Entries by Evil Schmoo

2005

• May 17 @ 7:21 p.m.: Beating Off and Beating Up, on the next "Huffington!"
• May 10 @ 9:30 p.m.: Rectal Rockets in Flight, Afternoon Delight ...
• May 2 @ 10:15 a.m.: :: No Title ::
• April 19 @ 6:40 p.m.: :: No Title ::
• April 4 @ 8:30 p.m.: Guess Who's Back? Back Again.
• March 22 @ 7:41 p.m.: I Give Good Head. Apparently.
• Feb. 21 @ 5:31 p.m.: :: No Title ::
• Feb. 2 @ 10:48 p.m.: State of the Onion
• Jan. 24 @ 12:19 a.m.: Hey, Tom Shales: Blow Me.
• Jan. 13 @ 7:04 p.m.: Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
• Jan. 12 @ 3:27 p.m.: HFS Is Dead. Long Live HFS.
• Jan. 4 @ 10:42 a.m.: A Humble Queen is Mourned.

2004

• Dec. 25 @ 2:11 a.m.: A Christmas Story, Schmoo-style
• Dec. 19 @ 10:40 a.m.: Laci Peterson ate my baby!!!
• Dec. 10 @ 7:58 p.m.: Smoke a dimebag for Dimebag.
• Dec. 10 @ 4:15 p.m.: Friday Afternoon Diversions
• Dec. 10 @ 4:14 p.m.: Friday Afternoon Diversion
• Dec. 10 @ 4:13 p.m.: Friday Afternoon Diversion
• Dec. 10 @ 2:07 p.m.: Friday Afternoon Diversion
• Nov. 23 @ 9:38 a.m.: Budapest '56, Prague '68, Kiev '04
• Nov. 22 @ 7:40 p.m.: Judy, Just Admit It ...
• Nov. 3 @ 11:12 a.m.: Let My People Go.
• Nov. 2 @ 10:30 a.m.: In the words of Perry Farrell ... (Election Update Thread)
• Nov. 1 @ 11:54 a.m.: Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go-o-o
• Oct. 15 @ 10:38 a.m.: Yet another Marlite Poll
• Oct. 14 @ 9:21 a.m.: Only because the other post's getting too long ...
• Oct. 11 @ 7:22 p.m.: Vermont wedding fuck drunk pussy scotch
• Sept. 24 @ 4:49 p.m.: Mortgaging the Future ... again.
• Sept. 24 @ 4:25 p.m.: Mortgaging the Future ... again.
• Sept. 24 @ 3:32 p.m.: Mortgaging the Future ... again.
• Sept. 16 @ 4:06 p.m.: Generalissimo Frank Francisco
• Aug. 27 @ 7:22 p.m.: Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and fuck your mother.
• Aug. 23 @ 7:34 p.m.: Don't Call it A Comeback, I've Been Here For Years ...
• Aug. 2 @ 7:41 p.m.: Roll Call
• Aug. 2 @ 1:55 p.m.: Seltic, Not Keltic
• July 27 @ 8:11 p.m.: Muddied eddies of numbing noodlings, or, politics, Democrat-style
• July 21 @ 6:33 p.m.: Jane's Addiction, Jane's Addiction, Track 2
• July 20 @ 10:20 a.m.: Visions of Sugar Plums
• July 15 @ 9:10 a.m.: Snapshots
• July 6 @ 5:37 p.m.: 20 More Things I Know Today That I Didn't 24 Hours Ago
• June 28 @ 2:48 p.m.: mo-ji-GOT-to' UP!!
• June 24 @ 12:31 p.m.: A Snowclone's Chance in Hell ...
• June 14 @ 2:19 p.m.: :: No Title ::
• June 14 @ 2:17 p.m.: DRMroll, please ...
• June 9 @ 10:07 a.m.: The South shall pRaISE again ...
• June 4 @ 8:49 a.m.: 99 Problems, But a Stitch Ain't One ...
• May 25 @ 10:47 a.m.: AmeriKKa's Most Wanted ...
• May 17 @ 9:40 a.m.: He's Baaaaaaack.
• May 4 @ 1:54 p.m.: This
• April 15 @ 2:01 p.m.: Only one of you will find this funny
• March 25 @ 1:01 p.m.: Meanwhile, while you were testifying ...
• March 23 @ 8:42 a.m.: Can you say "rent strike"?
• March 16 @ 1:17 p.m.: :: No Title ::
• March 11 @ 3:27 p.m.: And Now for Something Completely Different ...
• March 3 @ 4:27 p.m.: Eat your heart out, Howard Kurtz ...
• March 2 @ 6:42 p.m.: What's Up, Baby Doc?
• Feb. 13 @ 2:01 p.m.: :: No Title ::
• Feb. 12 @ 9:25 a.m.: For All of You Who Think I've Been Tilting at Windmills ...
• Feb. 9 @ 8:33 p.m.: TFSFW
• Feb. 4 @ 5:56 p.m.: Logzilla
• Jan. 20 @ 4:15 p.m.: Suck My Balls, Glenn Reynolds!!
• Jan. 20 @ 11 a.m.: Carry My Bag, Rookie!
• Jan. 7 @ 1:40 p.m.: Old People vs. Larry Flynt
• Jan. 6 @ 9:13 a.m.: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

2003

• Dec. 16 @ 8:17 p.m.: Open Letter That I didn't Have the Balls To Send, So I'm Posting It Here
• Dec. 16 @ 11:48 a.m.: Behind the Green Curtain
• Dec. 3 @ 12:29 p.m.: Colombia's LOVELY this time of year ...
• Oct. 29 @ 5:03 p.m.: Your tax dollars (not) at work
• Oct. 14 @ 9:02 p.m.: BookNotes the First ...
• Oct. 14 @ 8:10 p.m.: So THAT'S how you spend an $87 billion blank check ...
• Oct. 8 @ 4:59 p.m.: I dunno where the blood's rushin', but it ain't to his head ...

2002

• Sept. 27 @ 7:42 p.m.: We are experiencing technical difficulties ...
• Sept. 25 @ 6:31 p.m.: Hipness, Postmodernism, and Fantasy Football