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Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Posted by B2 @ 2:31 p.m. ET

The New Pope is a Nazi

Did I say Nazi? I meant German, among other things. He also was the head of the Inquisition. ...and nobody expects the... well, you know.

In other news:

Adobe buying Macromedia is the worst thing to happen since Adobe bought Aldus, but i guess that turned out ok, so maybe I'll reserve judgement. No, I still don't like it.

Is it just me or does Matt Drudge have a crush on Ann Coulter?

My new favorite video.

How many members of the White House press corps has Jeff Gannon sodomized (with photographic evidence) to keep his story from being a big deal?

It seems the D&D crowd has finally made it into the Government Twelve different pyramids? Really? "I've got a +3 Fiber with a +7 Cloak of Calcium. Now i can attack that 5th level cheesecake and its -6 Strawberry Shield."

Before you check into the dorm at Bob Jones, remember this: No jazz music, violent video games, movies of any kind, and if you bring your gun, you'll need a trigger lock.

That's all.

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Replies: 6 comments

Where in God's good name did you find that Teutonic abortion of a video?

Posted by @ 04/19/05 5:22 a.m. ET

Everybody like fun party

Posted by @ 04/19/05 5:48 a.m. ET

I found it on a random site such as this one and now I can't get the fucking song out of my head. Of course it didn't help that I had to play it for everyone who came by my desk today. I think it's ripe for sampling.

Posted by @ 04/19/05 7:25 a.m. ET

That video is right up there with the one of Leonard Nimoy singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins." A classic. God bless the Internets!

Posted by @ 04/20/05 10:36 a.m. ET

P.S. Has anyone checked out the album covers?

Posted by @ 04/20/05 11:07 a.m. ET

P.P.S. Or this Carl Lewis music video?

Posted by @ 04/21/05 10:44 a.m. ET


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