just words
Why do people say "I'm speechless" or "I'm at a loss for words" when they really mean "Crap. That suxorz."
As I'm waiting in line at the inspection station to get my car tested, I saw what looked like a guy on a dolly rolling along the fence at the back of the lot, one of those auto mechanic's dollies used to roll under the car.
Then I heard something being dragged along the pavement.
It was a blue and white Suzuki rocket. It stopped sliding when it hit the Yukon or whatever that was at the end of the lot. The guy on the ground stopped sliding.
One of the guys working at the inspection station was inspecting the motorcycle and somehow crashed it.
I don't know how you inspect a motorcycle, but if it's at all like a car, why was he driving it out there, outside of one of the lanes? why wasn't he wheeling it down a lane?
He laid there for a bit before anyone brought him a pillow and a jacket to cover him up with. His legs looked awful funny from where I was sitting.
Then the paramedics came. And then I lost track of him.
A couple of days before, at the first stop light in Va. coming off the Key Bridge, I guess the guy in the work van didn't realize the white mustang wasn't going to go through the flashing yellow like you're allowed to. (Flashing yellow is to flashing red as Al Green yelling "Watch Out Now!" is to James Brown yelling "Watch Out Now!")
A ladder just slid right off the roof of the van and hit the bumper of the Mustang. Everyone got out to look at it. It was nice, cause no one yelled and no one was hurt. Dude was back in the Mustang and to the next intersection before me and I didn't even slow down to stare. No harm, no foul.
New logo?
Got another one for ya, Jerko.
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Maybe the powersliding around the back is a new thing.
Posted by @ 02/25/05 6:56 a.m. ET