Quit Humping the Laser
Saturday night, after I finished taking a wicked leak in an alley a few blocks from the Mocha Lounge, I started to cross W St. at a light and an older, black car pulled up, rolling the driver's window down. Dude stuck his head out.
"Hey! You speak English?" Musta been talking at me, since I'm the only one out.
"Yeah."
He looked both ways, to make sure no one who shouldn't hear the conversation was sneaking up.
"You wanna buy a color TV? It's even got a remote."
"No thanks, I already got one," I said as I stepped onto the curb and the light changed.
Most amusing headline of the week on the AOL IM Welcome Center: Government: Terrorists May Attack with Lasers.
Perhaps a little alarmist: terrorists will make use of the Allen-Parson's Project to blind airline pilots and make them crash. Meanwhile, the FCC is considering letting people use their cell phones during flights, even though most won't work at cruising altitude.
Razom Nas Bagato, the song of the pro-Yuschenko chant. Gotta love the music of the former Eastern Bloc.
In related searchings, you can now find Yuschenko gear on the eBay. Most of it's outta B'more or Chicago. As further proof that the capitalist world supports him more, there's only two Yanukovich items on there.
I'm taking suggestions for a redesign and new features for this jawn. Probably will change hosts to get more space for photos and such.
To those who have claimed that F2BM is dying a slow death: the only comments on it that don't offer suggestions that I want to hear are, "Slurp, slurp slurp" as you suck my dick. You're part of it, too, monkey boy.
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More interestingly, where is Deters and his monkey?
Posted by @ 12/10/04 1:45 a.m. ET
We should verify with The World's Most Irish Jew exactly where Deters' monkey (and the rest of him) have wandered off to these days -- wouldn't be surprised to see him on the streets of Kiev, drumming drunkenly away ...
Posted by @ 12/10/04 1:55 a.m. ET
gulp
Posted by @ 12/10/04 11:47 a.m. ET
Yes, I'm with my jizz-covered comrade... what does that mean? And where is Dieter and his monkey?
Posted by @ 12/10/04 11:52 a.m. ET
Would prolly make the most grammatical sense to take a little poetic license and translate it to, "We are strong when we stand together", but literally, "Together We Many".
Posted by @ 12/10/04 1:31 a.m. ET