A 30th Birthday Party, In Pictures
The former contributing Marlite known as Mike V turned 30 this week, and his loogie-spewing wife threw him a surprise party. It was a beach-themed party.
One couple showed up in grass skirts. They both had boobs. Here is Suavementé Stevie G. filling his up:
His wife, Cackling Karen, baked a lovely pineapple cake, complete with topless hula girls sitting under a grass umbrella. There was also homemade whipped cream.
When the time came to light the cake, it needed to be done quickly. Why, you ask? Because candles and dried grass umbrellas don't mix well.
As Suavementé Stevie G. rushed the cake outside, the fire burned out of control. He attempted to blow some of the burning grass out. Instead, the grass skirt he was wearing caught a little bit of fire.
All was saved, however, by the appreciation Motley Mutherfuckin' Mike showed for the cake and the sacrifice:
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