Paris is Melting
Shmoo suggested it was time I get back in the fray with a political entry, so here goes:
The rumor going around is that Paris and Nicole are going to be doing a (brief) internship on the hill sometime after the election... there's a more specific rumor that it'll be in this office.
Now my question: Does anyone really find Paris Hilton attractive? I mean other than the obvious fact that she's rich and generates more suction than a Dyson bagless vacuum... what has she got? Skinny blonde white girl with no tits or ass... I just don't get it.
Replies: 4 comments
Ooo! Dishwasher safe!
Posted by @ 09/27/04 3:59 a.m. ET
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating a steak dinner. I would double-bag it, though. It's only common sense.
Posted by @ 09/27/04 5:03 a.m. ET
I DO NOT find Paris attractive whatsoever. Not in the least. No fucking way. I would prefer to vomit, then devour said discharge, vomit once more and then eat my rehash for dessert, rather than having the opportunity 'to eat steak' with her in bed. I just don't get the appeal. Kind've like I don't understand how Bush is such a great leader. If there's one Bush that far surpasses those mentioned above ... it has to be my "mom's sloppy vagina." Let's face facts, my mom's vagina is more attractive than Paris. And as a write-in candidate on the presidential ballot, count on my "mom's sloppy vagina" to receive .00000001 percent of the national vote.
Posted by @ 09/30/04 2:50 a.m. ET
Given the choice, I think I'd rather bang Feinstein.
Posted by @ 09/27/04 3:27 a.m. ET