Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Ways to know your best friend will go farther in life than you
Friend: "Today, I met with my professor and we discussed (insert intellectual subject matter here). He was impressed with the way I was viewing (intellectual subject's dilema). Then I had lunch with the Mongolian student group at their cultural presentation."
You: "I pooped."
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Replies: 3 comments
If it makes you feel any better, I washed myself with a rag on a stick.
Posted by @ 09/21/04 6:26 a.m. ET
God Bless America.
Posted by @ 09/23/04 8:48 a.m. ET
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I'm pretty sure if it was Mongolian food, the poop will even out in the end.
Posted by @ 09/21/04 6:02 a.m. ET