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Monday, August 23, 2004
Posted by B2 @ 2:53 p.m. ET

Ukraine Prevails

In case you missed it, the Ukrainians were victorious in the Men's Gymnastic Trampoline finals. I take back everything I've ever said about Uke's not being tough.

In that spirit, let us check the immigrant medal count among us Marlites... only counting medals from non-US ancestral locations (unless you're part native american).

I'm half-Russian and roughly 1/8th English/Welsh (the rest indeterminate or worse, french) so...

Russia = 39 total medals x .5 (%Russian) = 19.5 GBR = 22 total medals x .125 (%GBR) = 2.75

total = 22.25

anyone else?

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Replies: 6 comments

Jerko and I would be at 12 apiece.

Posted by @ 08/23/04 3:04 a.m. ET

Does the Confederacy count as a separate country? 'Cause if so, me and B-Square are destroyin' y'all.

Posted by @ 08/23/04 4:56 a.m. ET

Nasikia nakutamani lakini uko mbali....ungekuwa hapa tumgekula....my brothers!

Posted by @ 08/23/04 10 a.m. ET

Now it's 15.

Posted by @ 08/24/04 1:20 a.m. ET

Sloppy : Kenyan :: Schmoo : Nipponese.

Posted by @ 08/24/04 8:38 a.m. ET

German: 29 total medals x 0.2 = 5.8

Posted by @ 08/24/04 10:47 a.m. ET


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