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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Posted by Jerko @ 11:11 p.m. ET

Ah, the lessons I learn

I think it's time I get the hint. Having had two piercing rejected by my body, I think it's time to accept the fact that metal is not intended to be speared through my scrotum.

How the little fucker worked it's way through scar tissue I don't know, but dammit I'm pissed now. Hopefully the new job will afford me the ability to put more metal in places it doesn't belong.

PS: The ingredients for Pruno were purchaced today. Fermentation shall commence tomorrow.

PPSS: Suck it, Tiny.

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Replies: 8 comments

sorry man, i thought those were your nipples.

Posted by @ 04/01/04 1:45 a.m. ET

And don't tell me to suck off until you've tried the shit. If you can keep half a gallon down without vomiting, fine. Otherwise, don't come strong if all you're doing is sipping on syrup, bitch.

Posted by @ 04/01/04 4:06 a.m. ET

If I keep down a shot of this prison wine, I'll have ingested more in terms of ill-advised, home-made alcoholic crap than thou. My previous advisement for you to suck it still stands.

Posted by @ 04/01/04 4:28 a.m. ET

Villainry duel! Villainry duel!Villainry duel!

Posted by @ 04/01/04 4:44 a.m. ET

all you scrotum piercers are going to be in trouble when the earth's magnetic field switches polarity and you suddenly find your balls hugging your stomach.

Posted by @ 04/01/04 11:42 a.m. ET

B2, what makes you think my nuts don't float as it is?

Posted by @ 04/01/04 12:21 p.m. ET

And if your balls are made of iron, may I stab them with a fork?

Posted by @ 04/02/04 3:02 a.m. ET

In other words, the Schmoo cannot suck what is patently, and obviously, not there.

Posted by @ 04/02/04 8:35 a.m. ET


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