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Monday, March 29, 2004
Posted by Jerko @ 3:26 p.m. ET

There's something in the smell of the dye on the money

A new addition to the, "It's Gone Too Far" file:

I'm now waiting for the first discrimination lawsuit to drop against the British throne because King James was a meany and his actions forced the pilgirms to leave.

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Replies: 6 comments

And when do we file against coffee drinkers for slavery and exploiting our south american friends?

Posted by @ 03/29/04 6 a.m. ET

There are no other descendents. The rest were killed off in the Great Chicago Fire when General Custer (Or Custard as my sociology professor called him in all seriousness this semester until he was corrected) drove them along the Trail of Tears up the Mississippi to clean up before Louisiana purchased the south.

Posted by @ 03/29/04 8:41 a.m. ET

he would do quite well -- maybe even enough to buy some slaves.

Posted by @ 03/29/04 9:02 a.m. ET

i'm pretty sure the ukranians still owe me money, though.

Posted by @ 03/29/04 10:33 a.m. ET

God Bless America.

Posted by @ 03/30/04 8:13 a.m. ET

Cause then you can just pound the flesh of weird, hirsute honeys with accents, which is something I know your Celtic ass is all about.

Posted by @ 03/30/04 11:38 a.m. ET


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