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Friday, March 5, 2004
Posted by Jerko @ 2:35 p.m. ET

If ever there was a time to order a pouse cafe...

I've been saying for months now that the first drink I'd order on my birthday was a vodka stinger with a whisky back and I made good on that yesterday. Unfotunately, I had to teach the bartender what a vodka stinger was and he used some nasty creme de menthe which looked and tasted like Listerine®. Come to think of it, it may have been Listerine.

Then I had to teach them to make a Tom Collins. But the $4 hookahs made up for it.

Coming back to poop, I think the dye from the menthe isn't digestable because I had very brilliant streaks of green on otherwise tan poop. It was really quite cool looking.

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Replies: 2 comments

Happy 21, kiddo! Remember to roll your brother over so he don't swallow his own puke.

Posted by @ 03/06/04 12:17 p.m. ET

Much like that old Cap, no one wants the olde Jagr-meister around these parts.

Posted by @ 03/08/04 5:53 a.m. ET


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