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Thursday, January 22, 2004
Posted by hciudad @ 1:58 p.m. ET

Getting my (Year of the) Monkey on.

From the fortune cookie I received with the free work-provided lunch this afternoon in honor of the Chinese New Year:

"Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better."

That sucks.

And The Schmoo can vouch for another lame-ass fortune I received earlier in the week. Can't remember the details, but the gist was: "I'm sorry your life sucks, but what do you expect, I'm only a f*ing cookie."

How come I never get a quality fortune like: "Your year will be chock full o' money and trim." or at least a: "You will get a cheap hand-job from a crack whore."?

On second thought, don't answer that question.

-30-

Replies: 5 comments

God Bless America.

Posted by @ 01/22/04 4:36 a.m. ET

Schmoo, what's a fraternity cookie? Do I want to know?

Posted by @ 01/22/04 7:07 a.m. ET

maybe the fraternity cookie is like the 'soggy biscuit' of fraternity lore....

Posted by @ 01/22/04 7:53 a.m. ET

I think you're just eating too much Chinese food. Too bad DC doesn't have shit for Mexican. Suggest IHOP or Denny's instead.

Posted by @ 01/24/04 10:21 a.m. ET

Now there's an idea with legs. Fortune pancakes!!

Posted by @ 01/26/04 10:37 a.m. ET


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