Getting my (Year of the) Monkey on.
From the fortune cookie I received with the free work-provided lunch this afternoon in honor of the Chinese New Year:
"Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better."
That sucks.
And The Schmoo can vouch for another lame-ass fortune I received earlier in the week. Can't remember the details, but the gist was: "I'm sorry your life sucks, but what do you expect, I'm only a f*ing cookie."
How come I never get a quality fortune like: "Your year will be chock full o' money and trim." or at least a: "You will get a cheap hand-job from a crack whore."?
On second thought, don't answer that question.
Replies: 5 comments
Schmoo, what's a fraternity cookie? Do I want to know?
Posted by @ 01/22/04 7:07 a.m. ET
maybe the fraternity cookie is like the 'soggy biscuit' of fraternity lore....
Posted by @ 01/22/04 7:53 a.m. ET
I think you're just eating too much Chinese food. Too bad DC doesn't have shit for Mexican. Suggest IHOP or Denny's instead.
Posted by @ 01/24/04 10:21 a.m. ET
Now there's an idea with legs. Fortune pancakes!!
Posted by @ 01/26/04 10:37 a.m. ET
God Bless America.
Posted by @ 01/22/04 4:36 a.m. ET